The Twelve Days of…

Posted: December 30, 2008 by April Watkins in Miscellaneous
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In the spirit of fun, here is a sure hit to cheer your holiday party.  Sing this little ditty to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” (with my sincere apologies to the original unknown creator of the tune and song).

twelve-day-pyramid

On the first day of bad news the TV said to me,
Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the second day of bad news the markets surprised me,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the third day of bad news the Congress informed me,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the fourth day of bad news OPEC laughed at me,
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the fifth day of bad news the video showed me,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the sixth day of bad news the story came to me,
Russia invades Georgia,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the seventh day of bad news OPEC’s telling me,
Barrel’s worth a hundred,
Russia invades Georgia,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the eighth day of bad news, I heard they head this way,
Eight Russian warships,
Barrel’s worth a hundred,
Russia invades Georgia,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the ninth day of bad news the floods – they came in waves,
Midwest is swimmin’,
Eight Russian warships,
Barrel’s worth a hundred,
Russia invades Georgia,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the tenth day of bad news the West is up in flames,
Houses lost a’ many,
Midwest is swimmin’,
Eight Russian warships,
Barrel’s worth a hundred,
Russia invades Georgia,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the eleventh day of bad news, I found out finally,
Franks helped Fred and Fannie,
Houses lost a’ many,
Midwest is swimmin’,
Eight Russian warships,
Barrel’s worth a hundred,
Russia invades Georgia,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

On the twelfth day of bad news, some justice at long last,
OJ went to prison!
Franks helped Fred and Fannie,
Houses lost a’ many,
Midwest is swimmin’,
Eight Russian warships,
Barrel’s worth a hundred,
Russia invades Georgia,
Bush dodged the shoes!
Four dollar gas,
Huge bail-outs,
Wall Street’s a’ crashing,
And Obama’s in the Presidency.

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